Every year around Christmas I like to pull out this album and make everyone listen to its cheesy goodness. It was my first ever recording contract. It was also my last recording contract. I was ten years old and got paid $40 per hour of studio time, which meant that I thought I was rich. Like any young recording artist, I blew it all on gaudy jewelry (candy necklaces, ring pops, etc.) and Power Wheels. This particular copy of the album is still sealed just in case I ever make it big. I should probably sign it.

Every year around Christmas I like to pull out this album and make everyone listen to its cheesy goodness. It was my first ever recording contract. It was also my last recording contract. I was ten years old and got paid $40 per hour of studio time, which meant that I thought I was rich. Like any young recording artist, I blew it all on gaudy jewelry (candy necklaces, ring pops, etc.) and Power Wheels. This particular copy of the album is still sealed just in case I ever make it big. I should probably sign it.