I love soda. This video just made my brain explode.

It’s 1AM. If this store were open right now, I would drive there and max out my credit card. If I were gay, I would try to marry this man with rings made from bottle caps. If I were straight but fatherless, I would force him to adopt me and pay my allowance in rose or cucumber flavored carbonated beverages. Hopefully, at very least, we will become friends and laugh about our love of root beer together. I want to run through this place with a bottle opener in each hand, even though I’d have to put one of them down to even get a bottle open.

John Nese and Galco’s Soda Pop Stop just got a new customer in a big way.